The eyes of the world are watching… then why the heck arent you doing anything.
How to get a girlfriend:
- Go up to her and say, “Before I met you, the sun was like a yellow grape, but now it looks like fire in the sky. Why? Because you light a fire inside me.”
- Nickname her “Dandelion”
- Tell her you’d throw your pie for her, and then proceed to do so, in a violent manner, toward a fellow near said conquest.
and whatever you do, DO NOT piss on the floor of her shared bunk while she sleeps
(via Staying Underground)
I don’t feel like I need to preach to the world or nothing like that. I just feel like I share what I say, and if listeners get it, they get it. And I never underestimate the audience’s ability to feel me.
Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built
"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp